Pull Up A Camping Chair

As you can see from my snazzy new logo (which I still insist looks nothing like me despite the claims of my colleagues and partner) I've been elevated to the position of "Expert".

You might think being referred to as a "professional wanker" is an insult. To many men it might be, but I'm not ashamed of my love for choking the chicken, bashing the bishop or spanking the monkey.

And it's just occurred to me that all these slang terms are so violent! Maybe we should work on changing that in a future post?

Am I professional when it comes to burping the worm? (finally a less violent idiom!) My partner seems to think so.

I suppose I have dedicated quite a lot of my "personal time" to enjoying this manly activity. I admit I have explored all kinds of toys, all manner of lubricants, numerous methods of solo play and just about every kind of sexual pleasure a man can enjoy on his own - and sometimes with others.

As far as I know there are no college degrees one can seek for being a professional masturbator, but at risk of shamelessly bragging I think if there was a college course I could pursue I would probably be able to graduate in a week.

How did the Wank Shed come to be?

Many years ago my closest friend had a wank shed. He also had a wank garage, but that was seldom used. Like most young men he was always enjoying a good tug and he wasn't at all shy about it.

He had a considerable collection of magazines and we would flick through those inspirational glossy pages on lazy afternoons sitting around talking about girls. There would be the occasional pages stuck together, which seems to be an obligatory aspect.

It would almost always lead to a wank.

It wasn't until I was in my 20s that I realized how common this is for a lot of guys. Until then I'd just assumed our friendship was unique, that our experiences were specific to us and our friendship.

Perhaps it was more common for Generation X and those who came before, but it seems me and my friend weren't alone in this enjoyment of random spots for porn viewing and wanking.

The shed was the place where most of this porn viewing and wanking was done, along with the occasional smoking of illicit cigarettes, but there were times when we would be hanging out in the garage and tinkering with something, and the inspiration to look at some magazines would hijack at least an hour of the day.

When I got into this business I quickly discovered a lot of other men had similar experiences, and many still enjoyed the privacy of a shed or garage to rub one out.

It seems there are millions of men out there who view the shad, the garage, and even their car, as something of a "man cave" in which to discreetly enjoy their onanistic pleasures.

A lot of men seem to need this special place, outside of the home and away from a partner, in which to participate in their penis pleasuring sessions.

So, when I was thinking of a title for this little corner of the site, the Wank Shed came into being. It seems appropriate, no?

What will we do here in the Wank Shed?

It's really up to you. I plan to make this corner of the site a place where we can publish articles about sexuality, discuss sex and masturbation freely, offer opinions and advice about various topics from toy enjoyment to social stigmas. You can participate if you like, I hope you will. You can drop a comment under any post.

If you have an idea for a topic to discuss visit the Contact Page and select "The Wank Shed" from the drop down.

I hope you enjoy the posts. It should be fun!