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10 Male Celebs Proud Of Their Wanking

It’s almost pointless to write this post given that all men wank. Regardless of who you are, your relationship status, your age or your background, almost every man on the planet enjoys a sneaky tug – and some not so sneaky.

This post, however, is more about those famous men who are more open about their masturbatory habits. Enjoy and be proud that you are among such esteemed company.

James Franco

Mr. Franco is an out and proud wanker. In an interview with LA Times in 2010 the handsome star admitted that spending a lot of time alone in hotel rooms leads to plenty of opportunities to choke the chicken. “I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever …. You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot,”

John Mayer

Musician John Mayer admitted to some more specific masturbatory habits in an early interview, suggesting “I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week.” I’ll let you all contemplate how revealing this statement might be.

Robert Downey Jr.

It probably doesn’t come as much of a surprise that superstar of the silver screen Robert Downey Jr. enjoys bashing the bishop. “I was a compulsive, serial masturbator,” he admitted to a surprised journalist “But it was the best thing I could have been. I utilised that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.” We all know Robert isn’t the kind of man to do things by half.

Ryan Reynolds

Yes, of course Ryan Reynolds has admitted to stroking one out, and even the circumstances of that too. After being suspended from school he spent his “punishment” educating himself in the art of wanking, with the help of a cacophony of daytime soap stars as inspiration. On the subject he reportedly stated “as though sitting at home all day masturbating to Spanish soap operas is supposed to teach me a lesson.”

Jeremy Piven

Although perhaps not as revealing as some other famous men, Jeremy Piven admitted to enjoying his alone time to a journalist with the assessment that “if masturbation is a crime, put me on death row.” We’re not sure if that’s supposed to indicate he did it a hell of a lot, or if there was something particularly creepy and serial-killer-ish which means he should genuinely be on death row. We’re assuming it was the former.

Dustin Hoffman

In a slightly less talked about interview a few years ago Dustin Hoffman admitted that he sees wanking as a form of exercise and that it helps him to burn calories. We’re not sure what a Fitbit would make of that, but I think it might be an avenue for the company to explore. Getting fitter by enjoying a five knuckle shuffle is far more attractive a prospect than actually working out.

Fred Durst

Yes, Fred Durst, remember him? Rumour has it he’s now a propagandist for the Russian government, and that he still dresses like a middle-aged, overweight, divorced dad of three desperate to seem “cool” to the kids who hate him. Back before he sold out his country, and democratic values in general, the front-man of Limp Bizkit turned-propagandist director confessed to an MTV interviewer for all the world to enjoy that he’d spent some of the time prior to appearing on stage at an awards show knocking one out in the men’s room. To be fair, how many of us would be able to get up on stage like that without being drunk? At least all he needed to take the edge off was a jerk off.

Shia LaBeouf

Perhaps the least shocking revelation of all is that method actor Shia LaBeouf has shared at least some of his masturbatory habits with the world, and of course it was a whole lot creepier than most other examples here. He doesn’t do things by half, even when confessing to what got him beating his meat: “Cameron Diaz’s and Lucy Liu’s trailers were visible through my window, through this little shade I had. I’d put down the blackout shade just enough to have my eye peeping through and get them in my crosses…I’d be inside going at it. Just the thought of them changing was enough…to get me off.” Yeah, that’s not creepy at all…

Misha Collins

Quirky angelic star of Supernatural Misha Collins might not have openly shared his masturbatory lifestyle with the world in the way others have but the star did admit to a surprised convention audience back in 2010 that during auditions for a role requiring the character perform Yoga (something he lied about being able to do to get the audition) he discovered right there and then on that audition room floor that he could, in fact, autofellate (yes, he can orally pleasure himself). Although he didn’t go at it right there he surprised himself with his flexibility and presumably didn’t feel bad at all about losing the gig to another actor after that. We’re assuming his co-stars Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles have appropriately used this information to mercilessly mock him, although we all fantasise they demanded a display of his skills first.

Justin Long

While filming a phone sex scene with costar Drew Barrymore for the movie Going the Distance Justin Long was directed quite graphically, being given tips and hints at how to do it and eventually dismissing director Nanette Burstein by stating “Nanette, I think I know how to do it. I’ve had a lot of experience.”

Well done to all these celebrity men for their honesty and candidness!

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