Remember back in the good old days of dial-up Internet and photos that took a week to gradually appear on your pixelated, chunky desktop monitor? Okay, maybe you don't, in which case congratulations for being born at the right time and not having to endure the painful birth of the Internet with the rest of us.

Back then one sex toy company led the charge and consequently became the most famous sex toy company in the world. That brand was Fleshlight.

They started out with a simple design, a bulky, thick, bakelite-looking masturbator that appeared on all the early adult related sites in the world and quickly started selling in their hundreds of thousands.

The Fleshlight being marketed in that way not only changed the landscape of sex toy sales, but it changed opinions on men having sex toys. Before then, if you can believe it, sex toys were basically just dildos for women, sold to them at parties. The most we had up until that point was cock rings, penis pumps and ridiculous blow-up dolls sold in the back of magazines.

Okay, maybe we had a gay sex toy shop here and there (and that's how they were always marketed, because it was apparently "wrong" for straight men to enjoy their cocks without a woman around), but unless you wanted to go on a sex toy spending spree in London you had to make do with the limited options available through mail-order.

So, we can agree that Fleshlight changed the world. They went on to sell millions of their masturbators over the years and it's still a best-selling product when a new toy joins the range.

Why am I telling you all of this? Because the King Cock dildos by PipeDream seem to be continuing that trend in a way no other sex toy since has.

We never expected to see a dildo range doing this, at least not since the success of the Fleshjack Boys collection.

The King Cock dildos are amazing, it has to be said. They're made from PVC in the US, coloured and detailed, realistic and delicious to look at. But, more importantly, they come in all shapes and sizes, with balls and without, with suctions cups and not, with vibrating options or solid dongs, in light and dark skin tones, long and short, thick and thin...

Since their release in 2015 they've become more and more popular, to the point where availability was so bad the PipeDream company had to invest a massive chunk of money on upgrading their manufacturing plant to keep churning these cocks out.

They've finally finished that process at the end of 2016 and production of the range has been stepped up to breakneck speed. Thousands of these glorious Kind Cock dildos are currently in production and expected to spread out around the world this month.

Stock here in the UK has been hard to manage, with thousands of visitors disappointed that their desired dildo is not available. They go elsewhere and find the same story. Well, this month we expect to see them back again, and with more variations added to the line.

Be prepared to start your King Cock Dildo collection, we're going to be offering them with free lube, free UK delivery and a discount on several for signed-up customers.

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